Get Your Greek On

So it's only 6 days until my holiday to Crete and I decided I'd brush up on some phrases (spelt phonetically)...

Yiasses - Hello/Goodbye (pl)

Yiassou - Hello/Goodbye (sglr)

Angleea - England (easy to remember!)

Me lass anglika - Do you speak english?

Den milao ellinika - I do not speak Greek

Neh - Yes (that will get confusing)

Ohee - No

Parakalo - Please

Efharisto - Thank you

Signomi - Exuse me

Poso kani - How much is that?

Ehete - Do you have..?

Pou ine - Where is...?

To logariasmo parakalo - The bill please

enna - 1

dheeo - 2

treea - 3

tesserah - 4

pendeh - 5

exi - 6

efta - 7

octo - 8

ennia - 9

dheka - 10

What could possibly go wrong eh?